Ah, reader reviews. The catnip of book marketing. We know we need them, crave them even, but how do we get readers to lavish praise on our precious tomes?
I call it the Feline Method. Now before you picture coaxing reviews out of readers with laser pointers and feather toys, let me explain. Cats, as we know, are masters of getting what they want. A well-timed meow, an irresistible head bump, some strategic purring - cat tactics, when applied to review gathering, can yield spectacular results.
Step 1: Make Your Presence Known
Cats don't hide when they want something. No, they saunter in, head held high, and make their desires plainly known. Take a page from the feline playbook and put yourself out there. Join reader groups on Goodreads, Facebook and beyond. Comment on bookstagram posts. Engage in literary Twitter threads. Don't aggressively pounce on readers - gently insinuate yourself into their world. Once you've established a warm, purring presence, readers will be more inclined to check out and hopefully review your book.
Step 2: Show Some Leg (Or Book Cover)
Now that readers are aware of your existence, it's time to entice them with a peek of leg...or rather, a glimpse of your cover art. Just like cats know the power of flashing some fur to grab human attention, an eye-catching book cover paired with a tempting synopsis reels readers in. Share tempting snippets not just online but with print postcards featuring your art. Send advance review copies to bloggers and bookstagrammers. Give readers a look at what they're missing out on - and make sure your book is available wherever cats and readers roam.
Step 3: Bring Out the Catnip
What gets readers purring with joy? Scrumptious samples of course! Let them nibble the first chapter. Dangle a juicy excerpt that leaves them hungry for more. Even flash some peeks at the climactic conclusion - don't worry, cats can keep secrets. Just like cats go crazy for catnip, a tempting literary sample makes readers lose their minds with anticipation. Once you've left them deliriously rolling around in pages of your prose, they'll eagerly leave five-star reviews simply to get their next fix!
Step 4: Ask for a treat
Now comes the crucial step - asking readers for the ultimate cat treat, also known as a glowing review. Take inspiration from cats shamelessly begging for treats and attention. If your readers have enjoyed a sample, entice them to leave feedback by asking sweetly yet persistently - perhaps with a postcard or email reminder down the line. Purr and nudge them towards reviews sites or offer to feature their write-up on your own platforms. Remember, cats don't hesitate to meow repeatedly when they want something...and smart authors won't hesitate to politely request reviews either.
Step 5: Show Your Appreciation
Cats expect worship for even the smallest good deed. While readers may not demand the same adulation for leaving a review, that doesn't mean you shouldn't heap on the praise! Just like cats preen under affection, readers glow when their reviews receive recognition. Repost their feedback on social media. Send a thank you email or letter. At a book signing, announce a special shout out to early reviewers. Spin some cat-level flattery by telling them their golden words are going straight to the cover of your paperback edition. Dramatic? Perhaps. Effective? Absolutely.
Follow the Feline Method from making first contact to ultimate appreciation, and readers will happily curl up with your book - then tell all their friends to do the same. Remember, cats always get what they want...so channel your inner feline and let the five-star reviews come pouring in! Just beware of hairballs. Hacking up reviews tends to turn off readers.
So there you have it - the inside scoop on gathering reviews with help from our furry overlords. Let the cats in your life be your guide as you gently yet shamelessly collect praise from readers. Stay tuned for my next book marketing guide: Using Laser Pointers to Increase Website Traffic. It promises to be a real page turner!